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Interior Motive
November 20, 2009

Peter Kay is one needy man…

Children In Need Is Already Quite Epic

Already. Before all the rude material comes on as well. Good show.

November 18, 2009
Marriage? On Tumblr?

What happened to the real art communication? The dying, yet fabulously intricate method of talking?

November 16, 2009

fmylife:

Today, I started writing a paper at 11PM. I was falling asleep so I made tea to keep me awake. After I finished it, I went to put the box away and realized that I had just drank “Sleepytime” caffeine-free tea. I may as well have taken a sedative. FML

Your own fault, that’s what you get for leaving a paper until that late. I don’t care how ruthless higher education is, not one tutor ever gives you one night to write a paper…

November 15, 2009

If I was Santa I would be happy as well. Having the address to every child in the world gives you a lot of options…

The death of Friends star David Schwimmer this afternoon came as a huge shock to me, but it’s made me realise how this website is a primary source of news to many people.






Which is why you just believed me that David Schwimmer is dead.

Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield. 3.14159265 dead.